Friday, July 19, 2013

Medical Records ?!

When I took my youngest child to the pediatrician for his six week checkup, the pediatrician asked me how many children I had.
"Four," I replied.
"And is this the youngest?" he asked. (He was serious.)
We changed pediatricians!

Here are some more blunders. (Taken from frangipane.org humor page.)

The following are actual medical records taken from patients' charts:
- The baby was delivered, the cord clamped and cut and handed to the pediatrician, who breathed and cried immediately.
- Rectal exam revealed a normal size thyroid.
- She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life until 1989 when she got a divorce.
- I saw your patient today, who is still under our car for physical therapy.
- Patient is numb from her toes down.
- While in the emergency room, she was examined, X-RATED and sent home.
- The lab test indicated abnormal lover function.
- Condition of boy who swallowed quarter: Still no change.

8 comments :

Blackberry Lane said...

Laughing out loud here. The cats are just looking at me!!!

Nonnie said...

Francis Frangipane has a humor page???? I like the x-rated one.

Ceil said...

Hi Karen! Oh, this is too precious! I am a nurse, so all of these just make me giggle. Lord knows, I am hoping that I didn't make any of these blunders. Especially the one about the c-section!

Thank you too for visiting my blog today :)

Happy Friday (it's happier now that I laughed!),
Ceil

Denise said...

appreciate the laughs.

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NanaDiana said...

Oh My Gosh- So funny! Have a great weekend- xo Diana

Daisy said...

Hahaha! Very cute! Thanks for the smiles. :-)

Lynda said...

Oh my - - your pediatrician who wanted to know if the six week old was your youngest - - -
Funny, funny stuff on the charts. People need to proof-read before publishing - - even if it's "just" a medical file!

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